The way up is the way down (7/4/04)
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How many toads must a man choke down
Before you acknowledge his pain?
How many times must the toilet bowl swirl
Before it’s all flushed down the drain?
Yes, and
How many Bushes must we re-elect
Before we find one with a brain?
The answer, my friend
Is blowing out your ass
The answer is blowing out your ass.
How many beers must fraternities swill
Before all the breweries run dry?
How many dicks must sororities suck
Before they’ve unzipped every fly?
Yes, and
How many morons must inhabit the White House
Before we’ve gone too far awry?
The answer, my friend
Is blowing out your ass
The answer is blowing out your ass.
How many times must a man whack his pud
Before it falls off in his hand?
How many times must a man wipe his ass
Before he’s scraped clean by the sand?
Yes, and
How many times must a man curse the fates
Before he accedes to their plan?
The answer, my friend
Is blowing out your ass
The answer is blowing out your ass.
____________Here comes everybody (5/24/04)
